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It has all come down to this.

Two weeks ago, Chuck Norris Fan Club faced its toughest match yet. We were down, 2 games to 1 in a best of 4 series, and with only one player left on the court, we were staring a virtually impossible to overcome 3-1 deficit in the face.

Fortunately for Team Chuck, that one remaining warrior was none other than Bulgarian Dodgeball Legend Yanita Karatchorova.

Facing six opponents, the odds were highly stacked against Yanita, and the fans of Team Chuck could feel the legend of 10 straight victories with no defeats was slowly evaporating from the air. But Chuck Norris had other plans.

In the most inspired performance in the history of the Shanghai Dodgeball league, Yanita channeled the power of Chuck Norris directly from his ranch in Texas into her very blood. Charging forward against all hope, she quickly laid waste to three of her enemies, including one of their biggest killers. Having nearly leveled the playing field, she wisely retreated to the rearcourt to dodge her opponent’s counterattack.

With missiles flying in from every direction, Yanita stayed strong and alert, deftly weaving her way between the incoming projectiles, until her enemy was nearly out of ammunition. Then, her enemy wound up with his one remaining bullet and hurled it at Yanita with all his might. Like a lightning bolt of pure Chuck, Yanita stood firm and pulled off what some had considered impossible.

She caught the ball.

The crowd erupted as CNFC’s star player, Jamey Harding, took the court after Yanita had decimated four of the enemy. With only two remaining, it was only a matter of time before she and Jamey cleaned up and evened the score at 2-2.

After such a momentous charge, the enemy was unable to recover and CNFC cruised to a 4-2 victory, extending their winning streak to 11 and keeping their title of “Undefeated for Life” well intact.

Declaring Yanita the Player of the Week was a no-brainer.

After a week of rest (reward for its position at the top of the league), CNFC tonight faces the Dirty Half Dozen in the semi-finals – and assuming all goes well there, either the Golden Balls or the Urban Cowboys in the final. Team Chuck has defeated all these teams in the past. But anything can happen out there.

Still, after all we have been through, having stared defeat in the face so often and come out victorious every time, I have every confidence that the Chuck Norris Fan Club will walk away with its second straight League Title tonight.

CHUCK YEAH!!!

Pholph’s Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 16. What is your score? Get it here.

Pholph’s Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 12. What is your score? Get it here.

I found this neat page on the web that calculates Scrabble scores. Quite useless, really, but fun. Can anyone beat Xianyi’s 16 with their name? I doubt it. Unless you have a Z in there somewhere. Incidentally, Yoyo was born on April 16th, so that sounds like a golden Scrabble score to me.

Magazines, TV, Movies, Commercials, Ads, Posters, Billboards……. show me one that is not about “Fuck Me”!

Look around your street, restaurant, office, gym, cafe, museum……..women have less clothes on their body. Isn’t this sad? Do women need to look like prostitutes to get a man? Or do men just have worst taste about women, because men are dogs?

We can’t blame anyone, we make the rules, so we follow the rules. I’m not really sure who made the rules that women should dress like prostitutes, probably it’s Hollywood, and those dirty business bastards.

Have you seen the movie “Thirteen“? Maybe all our babies are going to be like the kids in that movie, and no one can stop them, because of the biggest murderer – Media – who can hide and become visible, they are washing our brain in civilized way.

Answer a question quickly- how can we pick up our self-respect and dignity? Everyone should answer yourself, because everyone should be more responsible. We are absolutely stuck in a complicated situation: money, fame and status, who does not care about that? Nobody. But women, we can get some of them with some of our digntiy and self-respect, if you are not very avaricious.

So, please go home, pick some nice clothes and put on your confident body, if you can.